talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Houston, we have a squirter
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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