even my farts smell like vagina
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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