I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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