Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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