There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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