talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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