your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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