New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
