Kiss
Puke
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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