If i come over, it means nothing
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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