they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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