Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize