Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My breasts were aching with rage.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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