I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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