I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We left the knife in your bed.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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