with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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