You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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