My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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