i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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