Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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