if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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