My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
