I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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