he shaved USA in his pubs
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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