Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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