xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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