Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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