out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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