Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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