I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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