Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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