My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
There's even glitter on my cock...
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