Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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