ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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