Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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