WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just gift wrapped bread.
she peed on how many people?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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