So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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