I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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