What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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