3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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