shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
