So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Randomize