And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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