how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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