Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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