you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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