And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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