Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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