What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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