Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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