David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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