Fuck appropriateness.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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